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['clary', 'jace', 'sarcasm']
| “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” |
['consul', 'humor', 'magnus-bane', 'sarcasm']
| “Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down.""Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.” |
['hate', 'love']
| “I have decided to stick to love...Hate is too great a burden to bear.” |
['atticus-finch', 'courage']
| “I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what.- Atticus Finch” |
['inspirational']
| “Always do what you are afraid to do.” |
['art', 'life']
| “A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” |
['happiness', 'hope', 'joy', 'love', 'wishing']
| “They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.” |
['loneliness']
| “I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me...or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I've never been bothered with because I've always had this terrible itch for solitude. It's being at a party, or at a stadium full of people cheering for something, that I might feel loneliness. I'll quote Ibsen, "The strongest men are the most alone." I've never thought, "Well, some beautiful blonde will come in here and give me a fuck-job, rub my balls, and I'll feel good." No, that won't help. You know the typical crowd, "Wow, it's Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?" Well, yeah. Because there's nothing out there. It's stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I've never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories. That's all. Sorry for all the millions, but I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!” |
['hope', 'inspirational', 'wisdom']
| “There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness. We must have felt what it is to die, Morrel, that we may appreciate the enjoyments of life. " Live, then, and be happy, beloved children of my heart, and never forget, that until the day God will deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is contained in these two words, 'Wait and Hope.” |
['life']
| “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” |
['fate', 'inspiration', 'love']
| “What's meant to be will always find a way” |
['books', 'children']
| “Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.” |
['truth']
| “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” |
['inspirational']
| “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” |
['inspirational', 'religion']
| “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..” |
['inspiration']
| “We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.” |
['honesty']
| “I think that if I ever have kids, and they are upset, I won't tell them that people are starving in China or anything like that because it wouldn't change the fact that they were upset. And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn't really change the fact that you have what you have.” |
['inspirational', 'talent']
| “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see.” |
['god', 'humor', 'religion']
| “When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.” |
['books', 'humor']
| “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.” |
['death']
| “It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.” |
['life', 'words']
| “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” |
['peeta']
| “I'm coming back into focus when Caesar asks him if he has a girlfriend back home. Peeta hesitates, then gives an unconvincing shake of his head.Handsome lad like you. There must be some special girl. Come on, what’s her name?" says Caesar.Peeta sighs. "Well, there is this one girl. I’ve had a crush on her ever since I can remember. But I’m pretty sure she didn’t know I was alive until the reaping."Sounds of sympathy from the crowd. Unrequited love they can relate to.She have another fellow?" asks Caesar.I don’t know, but a lot of boys like her," says Peeta.So, here’s what you do. You win, you go home. She can’t turn you down then, eh?" says Caesar encouragingly.I don’t think it’s going to work out. Winning...won’t help in my case," says Peeta.Why ever not?" says Caesar, mystified.Peeta blushes beet red and stammers out. "Because...because...she came here with me.” |
['city-of-bones', 'jace-wayland']
| “The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed.” |
['experience-mistakes-wisdom']
| “Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.” |
['inspirational']
| “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” |
['inspiration', 'life']
| “The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all.” |
['inspirational', 'life']
| “Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists.. it is real.. it is possible.. it's yours.” |
['humor', 'school']
| “THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. We are here to help you. 2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings. 3. The dress code will be enforced. 4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds. 5. Our football team will win the championship this year. 6. We expect more of you here. 7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen. 8. Your schedule was created with you in mind. 9. Your locker combination is private. 10. These will be the years you look back on fondly. TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL 1. You will use algebra in your adult lives. 2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away. 3. Students must stay on campus during lunch. 4. The new text books will arrive any day now. 5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores. 6. We are enforcing the dress code. 7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon. 8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals. 9. There is nothing wrong with summer school. 10. We want to hear what you have to say.” |
['growth']
| “And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.” |
['humor']
| “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” |
['misattributed-to-marilyn-monroe']
| “Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.” |
['john-green', 'tfios', 'the-fault-in-our-stars']
| “Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.''Seventeen,' Gus corrected.'I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.'I'm telling you,' Isaac continued, 'Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.'But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.'I was kind of crying by then.” |
['belief', 'death', 'ideals', 'martyr', 'truth']
| “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.” |
['astronomer', 'science', 'writer']
| “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” |
['inertia', 'inspirational', 'leaving', 'nerdfighter']
| “It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.” |
['convictions', 'criticism']
| “You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” |
['heartbreak', 'love']
| “Hearts are made to be broken.” |
['literacy']
| “Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.” |
['books', 'empathy', 'pain', 'reading']
| “You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” |
['inspirational-faith']
| “Faith is taking the first step even when you can't see the whole staircase.” |
['anne', 'beauty', 'frank', 'happy']
| “Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.” |
['creation', 'creative', 'inspiration', 'inspirational', 'inspirational-attitude', 'inspirational-life', 'inspirational-quotes', 'inspire', 'inspiring', 'life', 'life-and-living', 'life-lessons', 'life-quotes', 'living', 'optimism', 'optimistic', 'positive', 'positive-affirmation', 'positive-life', 'positive-thinking', 'worry']
| “Instead of worrying about what you cannot control, shift your energy to what you can create.” |
['thinking']
| “Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right.” |
['loneliness']
| “The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.” |
['humor', 'philosophy']
| “It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!” |
['life-choices-fig-trees']
| “I saw my life branching out before me like the green fig tree in the story. From the tip of every branch, like a fat purple fig, a wonderful future beckoned and winked. One fig was a husband and a happy home and children, and another fig was a famous poet and another fig was a brilliant professor, and another fig was Ee Gee, the amazing editor, and another fig was Europe and Africa and South America, and another fig was Constantin and Socrates and Attila and a pack of other lovers with queer names and offbeat professions, and another fig was an Olympic lady crew champion, and beyond and above these figs were many more figs I couldn't quite make out. I saw myself sitting in the crotch of this fig tree, starving to death, just because I couldn't make up my mind which of the figs I would choose. I wanted each and every one of them, but choosing one meant losing all the rest, and, as I sat there, unable to decide, the figs began to wrinkle and go black, and, one by one, they plopped to the ground at my feet.” |
['friendship']
| “Why did you do all this for me?' he asked. 'I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.' 'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.” |
['philosophy']
| “There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.” |
['fantasy', 'inspirational', 'writing']
| “Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it.” |
['hope', 'inspirational', 'love']
| “The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.” |
['love']
| “Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that's beautiful.” |
['writer-s-life']
| “I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.” |
['books']
| “Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.” |
['classic-insult', 'funeral', 'funny', 'humor']
| “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” |
['crazy', 'men', 'stupid', 'truth', 'women']
| “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” |
[]
| “You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” |
['books', 'humor']
| “Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?” |
['humor', 'jace-wayland', 'simon-lewis']
| “Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.""Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?” |
['character', 'life', 'wisdom']
| “The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.” |
['family', 'first-sentence']
| “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” |
['advice-for-daily-living', 'books', 'reader', 'reading', 'speaking', 'thinking', 'wisdom']
| “Think before you speak. Read before you think.” |
['books']
| “I cannot live without books.” |
['writing']
| “And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.” |
['husband', 'marriage', 'opening-lines', 'wife']
| “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” |
['disappointment', 'love', 'romance']
| “I have a history of making decisions very quickly about men. I have always fallen in love fast and without measuring risks. I have a tendency not only to see the best in everyone, but to assume that everyone is emotionally capable of reaching his highest potential. I have fallen in love more times than I care to count with the highest potential of a man, rather than with the man himself, and I have hung on to the relationship for a long time (sometimes far too long) waiting for the man to ascend to his own greatness. Many times in romance I have been a victim of my own optimism.” |
['humor', 'success']
| “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.” |
['food', 'love', 'music']
| “This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.” |
['night', 'poetry']
| “I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.” |
['americans', 'geography', 'war']
| “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.” |
['inspirational']
| “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” |
['inspirational', 'politics', 'presidential']
| “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” |
['inspirational']
| “Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.” |
['brokenness', 'healing', 'scars', 'suffering']
| “The wound is the place where the Light enters you.” |
['character', 'consistency', 'courage', 'determination', 'essence', 'ethos', 'fortitude', 'goodness', 'inspiration', 'life-lessons', 'persistence', 'resolve', 'self-reliance', 'strength', 'virtue', 'virtues']
| “Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently.” |
['clary-fray', 'ego', 'jace-wayland']
| “Not everything is about you," Clary said furiously."Possibly," Jace said, "but you do have to admit that the majority of things are.” |
['books-reading']
| “I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once.” |
['love']
| “No relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something greater...The love we have for each other is bigger than these small differences. And that's the key. It's like a big pie chart, and the love in a relationship has to be the biggest piece. Love can make up for a lot.” |
['elizabeth-bennet', 'jane-austen']
| “There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.” |
['friendship', 'soul']
| “What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.” |
['brown', 'city-of-glass', 'clare', 'isabelle', 'jace']
| “I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown.” |
['happiness', 'life']
| “The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.” |
['home', 'love', 'relationships', 'touching']
| “For the two of us, home isn't a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.” |
['fire', 'flame', 'isolation', 'laughter', 'loss', 'sacrifice']
| “If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.” |
['inspirational', 'life']
| “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” |
['the-kite-runner']
| “For you, a thousand times over” |
['funny']
| “Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.” |
['1-corinthians-13', 'love']
| “Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.” |
['courage', 'dignity', 'empowerment', 'freedom', 'independence', 'individuality', 'judgment', 'self-determination', 'speaking-out', 'thought']
| “The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.” |
['humor', 'inspirational', 'philosophy', 'wisdom']
| “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” |
['funny', 'humor']
| “What the hell is that?" I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.” |
['life']
| “People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” |
['compassion', 'einstein', 'nature', 'philosophy']
| “A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.” |
['city-of-glass', 'jace', 'simon']
| “Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?""No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.” |
['be-yourself', 'inspirational', 'misquote', 'self-determination']
| “I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.(Popular misquote of "You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.")” |
['corruption', 'dark-side', 'fighting', 'monsters', 'soul']
| “Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” |
['humor', 'temptation']
| “I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.” |
['love']
| “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” |
['reading', 'writing']
| “Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it.Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.” |
['dear-john', 'love', 'nicholas-sparks', 'romance', 'the-notebook']
| “They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.” |